First, let me just say that I’m a long way from posting fancy YouTube videos and zshare links and all that other nonsense. No disrespect meant to my blogging brethren, but that always seemed kinda hokey to me, unless it’s backed up by an actual article.
Also, I don’t know how to put pics up yet, but ya’ll will get what I mean. So, without further ado…
5- I-20 — Seriously. This guys sounds like he’s got a friggin’ mcnugget stuck in his throat (pause). I’ve only heard him on “Move Bol, er, Bitch” and that was enough for me. His only saving grace is that, at some point, he’ll be able to voice a cool cartoon villain.
4- Flavor Flav– I know, I know.. Flavor of Love 1 & 2 were hilarious, he’s an icon, he’s gonna cure Avian Flu… Right. Sure, and when he does, his voice will still sound like air being let out of a balloon sloo-oo-owwwllly.
3- Crunchy Black– In addition to being the worst rapper I’ve ever had the misfortune of hearing, he sounds like he’s got the wickedest head cold of all time. Someone get his ass a ghostwriter and some nasonex.
2- Freeway– Yep, Ol’ Leslie makes the top 2. Anyone who saw the video of Cassidy (honorable mention for this list, ol’ helium soundin’ MoFo) murking this bushy faced Philly cat will agree. Not only did he lose the battle, his voice was maybe a half-octive lower than Officer Hooks from Police Academy. Dude could make good money being the new voice of Marvin The Martian.
1- Lil’ Wayne aka Weezy F. Baby– You know that voice that black comedians do when they’re impersonating the stereotypical white man? You know, the Eddie Griffin voice when he got lured in by Denise “Wild Things” Richards in “Undercover Brother”? Yeah, He raps in that voice. Not only is he rap’s Dane Cook as the most overrated dude today, but his voice is gravelly squeaky plague on my poor ears. I’d rather hear a 13 track album by Donald Duck. Plus, he kisses men and looks like a garbage pail kid, but I digress.