Top 5 Most Annoying Voices in Hip-Hop Everrrrr

First, let me just say that I’m a long way from posting fancy YouTube videos and zshare links and all that other nonsense. No disrespect meant to my blogging brethren, but that always seemed kinda hokey to me, unless it’s backed up by an actual article.

Also, I don’t know how to put pics up yet, but ya’ll will get what I mean. So, without further ado…

5- I-20 — Seriously. This guys sounds like he’s got a friggin’ mcnugget stuck in his throat (pause). I’ve only heard him on “Move Bol, er, Bitch” and that was enough for me. His only saving grace is that, at some point, he’ll be able to voice a cool cartoon villain.

4- Flavor Flav– I know, I know.. Flavor of Love 1 & 2 were hilarious, he’s an icon, he’s gonna cure Avian Flu… Right. Sure, and when he does, his voice will still sound like air being let out of a balloon sloo-oo-owwwllly.

3- Crunchy Black– In addition to being the worst rapper I’ve ever had the misfortune of hearing, he sounds like he’s got the wickedest head cold of all time. Someone get his ass a ghostwriter and some nasonex.

2- Freeway– Yep, Ol’ Leslie makes the top 2. Anyone who saw the video of Cassidy (honorable mention for this list, ol’ helium soundin’ MoFo) murking this bushy faced Philly cat will agree. Not only did he lose the battle, his voice was maybe a half-octive lower than Officer Hooks from Police Academy. Dude could make good money being the new voice of Marvin The Martian.

1- Lil’ Wayne aka Weezy F. Baby– You know that voice that black comedians do when they’re impersonating the stereotypical white man? You know, the Eddie Griffin voice when he got lured in by Denise “Wild Things” Richards in “Undercover Brother”? Yeah, He raps in that voice. Not only is he rap’s Dane Cook as the most overrated dude today, but his voice is gravelly squeaky plague on my poor ears. I’d rather hear a 13 track album by Donald Duck. Plus, he kisses men and looks like a garbage pail kid, but I digress.

–RTH

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23 Responses to “Top 5 Most Annoying Voices in Hip-Hop Everrrrr”

  1. Big Homie Says:

    Dont know how to post up pics? Rey needs Uploading pics 101..its just like MySpace.

    Weezy voice is annoying as shit

  2. Dr.Fuxie Teacher of Etherology Says:

    Word Rey, Maggoo needs to be on your list

  3. candyraindrops Says:

    lol..good stuff rey…dont forget tone loc

  4. Phuque Says:

    Rey…..

    No disrespect or anything, but perhaps you should take your time and learn the mechanics of wordpress before posting.

    Just a thought.

  5. reythehussein Says:

    Oh Man.. I can’t believe I forgot about Magoo… Tone Loc isn’t so bad!

    @ Phuque– Ehh, I’ll learn as I go, no offense taken, Fam.

  6. The-XFacta Says:

    Rey has a blog???
    *Waits for his Blink 182 post*

  7. thoreauly77 Says:

    what up rey.

    pimp c’s voice is fucking terrible. he sounds like a retarded kid high on valium.

    50 cent’s voice is fucking awful. he sounds like someone punched him in the mouth with a 5 pound bucket of peanut butter.

    unodostres, inyoface!

  8. pockets Says:

    haha sweetness!!

  9. pockets Says:

    e-40 has to have the most annoyingest voice of all time, he sounds like Goofy while always having an orgasm and a stroke simultaneously. ahuk ahuk ghostride the whip!

    boosie too, altho his verse on beautiful girls remix is growing on me lol

    im sure there are plenty others too, this could easily be a top 25 list.

  10. G7 Says:

    good luck with this rey.

  11. aich Says:

    I like CRUNCHY.

  12. reythehussein Says:

    ^^^^

    Nestle’s Crunch > Crunchy Black

  13. reythehussein Says:

    And thanks to my e-peeps (pause) for checking out my ramblings.

  14. Michele Says:

    I missed the inaugural post…good luck.

  15. Casual Observer Says:

    e-40 has to have the most annoyingest voice of all time, he sounds like Goofy while always having an orgasm and a stroke simultaneously.
    ^^^^
    strangly enough thats exactly why I’m a fan of his music

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