I Got Lyrics, Lyrics I Got

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Now who’s these king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics?

Where’s my snare? 

R-E-Y, motherfuckers-get used to the name
Couple of shots got your boy looser than change
Gotta party tonite, I’m in pursuit of some dames
and I ain’t talkin’ ’bout Dash, former C-E-O
I’m talkin’ about goin’ out so I can see these Hoes
and I don’t mean Ho’ in the derogatory sense
Ho is short for “Honey”, you inflammatory gents
The kid is so respectful, please and thank you
but if I got the green light, I’ll squeeze and spank you
but Truth be told, I think I prefer the rack
She said she had Ds? Man, I heard that
Not a fan of straight Jack, don’t prefer the Cognac
Uncle Jager and Hypno gets me in the zone, jack
Her short skirt got me stifler like Seann William Scott
& seein’ her in a black lace thong would be hot
and maybe later we could get it on in my cot
Oops I meant bed, drinks have gone to my head
and all the dirty talk has already been said
She shut her phone off, won’t gaze at her cell
Makin’ this girl screech like this was saved by the bell

 Call Reynolds, Cuz It’s A Rap. Er, Wrap.

I’ve got a belated Halloween party to go to tonite. I don’t know if it’s gonna be the usual group of people hanging out or if there will be some new  hot (negotiable), single (negotiable), chicks present.

I think you can tell by the lyrics which one it is that ol’ Dr. Beardhussein is hoping for.

Thanks for checking in.

–RTH

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11 Responses to “I Got Lyrics, Lyrics I Got”

  1. JANGZ Says:

    what’s really good?

  2. ReyTheHussein Says:

    What’s Up, Jango Fett?

  3. JANGZ Says:

    nothin really bro just studying for finals sweating on summer hols literally ha

  4. reythehussein Says:

    Mmm.. Finals, eh? I don’t think I ever really bothered with Finals.. I went to about 3 semesters of Community College but was never really into it. I enjoy learning, but I hate taking tests and writing long-ass reports. Props on sticking with it tho’.

  5. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Reymundo, me thinks you need some gash. Hope that Halloween party worked out for you bruh. Peace.

  6. reythehussein Says:

    LOL.. I was going for “anticipatory” rather than “full on desperate”. Ah well.

    The party was fun.. Some eye candy, but nothin’ more than a bit of a cuddle for Ol’ Reymundo.

    *NY-LI to AUS daps*

  7. Big Homie Says:

    Props on the rhyme homie

  8. reythehussein Says:

    Thanks Killa BH.

  9. Jamz + Says:

    U rap? Dam, I didn’t know that? Good jizzob Rey Parka, Jr…

  10. 911 Says:

    not bad young emo…keep writing is the best advice I ever got…word.

  11. reythehussein Says:

    Thank you, 911.

    @ Jiggy Jamz– Heh, I try to!

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