Archive for March, 2009

Polite vs Impolite

March 30, 2009

So I’m sitting there at work today with an itchy ear, so I unfolded a paperclip and went to town on that MoFo. It got me to pondering: Is that gross?

Sure, it’s not the sexiest thing ever, but is it as bad as, say, picking one’s nose? Is it as bad as coughing or sneezing without covering one’s mouth? I’m not sure.

Like, okay, I get that a dude adjusting himself anywhere but the baseball diamond or gym is not a good look. But, or butt, is wedgie-picking bad? We all get our underwear occasionally lodged in our San Andreas Fault, so is that really bad to just reach back and remedy it?

Yes, these are the things that I ponder.


The Emo Files: Pledges, Pacts, and Promises

March 29, 2009

Dr. Beardhussein Gets His Affirmation On

Dr. Beardhussein’s Late Nite Ponderings

March 26, 2009

As I’ve mentioned more than once on this thing, I’m a bit of a romantic.


Dude, Where’s My Car?

March 22, 2009

Uncle The Hussein Philosophizes. Plus, Jennifer Garner is stupid hot.

Okay, I know where my car is, and this post isn’t gonna be about the movie, but I find that the hardest thing about these posts are getting past the “Cool headline/sub-headline” and “picture to use under the cool headline and above the sub-headline” parts. Therefore, since “Dude, Where’s My Car?” is currently paused (dvr ftw) on the television macheeng, I thought I’d just go with it.




March 15, 2009

Dr. Beardhussein Kicks Some Knowledge


Early Sunday Morning Ramblings

March 15, 2009

You just gotta wonder sometimes what life is really all about.

I remember thinking about the question, “What do you want to do with the rest of your life?” and as I recall, the question had to do with work. Then I got to thinking that that particular question usually pertains to work. My pondering eventually led to this thought:


Late > Never. Gone > Forgotten.

March 10, 2009

Biggie Tribute? Shit yeah!

From DJ Leche, an associate of IATS Regular, Web, here’s part of the Central Soul Mixshow brigade. Now normally, I don’t mess with this kinda stuff (podcasts), but I caught an earlier CSMS and I really dug it.

Here ya go:



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March 8, 2009

I just copped Joe Budden’s long, long, long overdue sophomore album, “Padded Room”.

I’ve been a fan of Joe Budden since his first album dropped way-hay-hayyy back in 2003.

It’s a different world and a different Rey from that time. It’ll be interesting to see if this album endears itself to me the way his first LP did.


Mo’ Sunday Ramblings

March 1, 2009

And awayyyy we go!

1- Performance Enhancing Drugs are stupid because, like every other drug, they hurt your body. That’s dumb. But. If there was a “safe” way to take them, who wouldn’t? I mean, If I could take a pill that would increase my productivity and make me a superstar at the new gig, I’d do it. That being said, I don’t think people should take any kind of drugs because it’s harmful to the body, and while I think taking them is kiiinda cheating in sports, I’m not getting all aggy about it like the baseball folks. Think about it this way: These baseball players are paid 10 times what my entire family will ever combine to make, they won’t sign autographs for free, they’re petulant and moody, and Lord knows how many illegitimate children they’ve fathered whilst cheating on doting wives…but my goodness, steroids is just too much to bear.

Alls I know is, when the A-Rod thing broke, Vince McMahon must’ve been laughing his ass off.

2- How fucking AMAZING was the Kanye West Storytellers? My goodness, I hate VH1, but I’ll put up with them airing every “Of Love” they can think of as long as they put on something like that every once in a while. Props to and the people who ripped the show to a mixtape. It’s been downloaded and I’m enjoying it right now. Wooo!

3- I’m sick. I hate being sick. I’m coughing and kinda stuffy-headed and it’s really annoying. Tomorrow I take over the position I was training for last week, and I’m sincerely hoping I’m feeling better when I wake up. The cough is annoying, but if the stuffy goes away, I’ll deal with the cough.

4- As for the job, I’m kinda nervous about taking over the whole shebang, but I’m hoping I can power thru it. I just gotta get my Go Time up and power through it. It’s really a “by the seat of your pants” kinda gig, so I gotta hit the ground running.

Call Reynolds, Cuz it’s a Wrap.

Alright kids, I’m done diggy done for today. I’m gonna finish my onlining for the day (no myspace, facebook, or baking {1} ’til Easter, so that won’t take long) and then post up on the couch and rest up.

As always, any comments, questions, critiques, or reasons why new cheese tastes better than old cheese can be left below in the Christopher Wallace Memorial Comments section.

Thanks for checking in,


{1} “Baking” has been my slang for masturbation since 1996. Yes, it’s TMI, but fuck it, you shellack glacknoid too.