So I’m sitting there at work today with an itchy ear, so I unfolded a paperclip and went to town on that MoFo. It got me to pondering: Is that gross?
Sure, it’s not the sexiest thing ever, but is it as bad as, say, picking one’s nose? Is it as bad as coughing or sneezing without covering one’s mouth? I’m not sure.
Like, okay, I get that a dude adjusting himself anywhere but the baseball diamond or gym is not a good look. But, or butt, is wedgie-picking bad? We all get our underwear occasionally lodged in our San Andreas Fault, so is that really bad to just reach back and remedy it?
Yes, these are the things that I ponder.