Archive for the ‘The Emo Files’ Category

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March 15, 2009

Dr. Beardhussein Kicks Some Knowledge

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Goodbye Biggie, Hello Barack

January 21, 2009

The Future Becomes The Present and The Past Finally Rests
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50 Reasons Why Being Single Is Mega Awesome

July 11, 2008

Dr. Beardhussein Prescribes Some Single-Life Satire

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Life Is Too Short

March 19, 2008

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It’s time to celebrate what makes life worth living.

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The Emo Files: The Single Life

November 14, 2007

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Not that kinda single. The Datin’ Kind.

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The Emo Files: Facing Our Mortality

October 19, 2007

Yep

“Some said ‘Hov, How’d you get so fly?’
I said, ‘From not being afraid to fall out the sky’
My physical’s a shell so when I say ‘Farewell’
My soul will find an even higher place to dwell”

–Jay-Z, Beach Chair

(everything’s okay, I just thought this was a fitting quote)

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The Emo Files: First Date.

October 11, 2007

A Long Walk On The Beach? Ehh…Not so much.

I think I’ve done a fairly good job keeping my “E-Street Cred” up enough to be able to post these “The Emo Files” blogs.

This one is a simulcast from my personal Mi Espacio page. I think it’s funny, and if you Super Cool Guys and Butched Up Chicks can soften your stances for a bit, I think you’ll like it.

If not, I’m sure there is other content a bit more “Aggressive” for you Too-Tough-For-Life Fans over at www.impressingotherdudes.com or www.gangstabitchizz.org or some such.

Remember: It Ain’t That Serious.

Disclaimer- Despite the fact that I use the appropriate n/h’s throughout the text, I’d like to issue a state of No Homo Juelz Santana [||] for the whole thing.

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The Emo Files: Statute of Limitations

September 24, 2007

Dave

Rey = “Dave”.

This is a simulcast blog I also posted on my personal MySpace page.

This is a very Emo blog. Light on jokes, heavy on TMI Stuff that my casual fans’n’friends from the blog-o-sphere (what a dumb name) might wanna skip. However, if you’re curious as to how I’m doing out-of-character, you might wanna check this out.

Any attempts at “ethering” me with any of this information will be ignored. I’m putting this up to get feedback and advice from people who might have a different perspective than my normal circle of advisers, not to tolerate assholes.

If you can handle all that, by all means, continue on.

–The Editor-in-Chief of It Ain’t That Serious

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The Emo Files: Love Songs.

September 9, 2007

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Slow Jams, Rap Ballads, & *gasp* Adult Contemporary Pop!

 [||] on this whole post, especially the picture.

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